Christmas Advent Day 8...so much swearing today

So a long time ago, in a land far away, I wrote a Christmas story.  (I think it was a Christmas story...it was for Lemon Advent anway).  And then I wrote a sequel which had no title but now I'm retroactively calling Playing Pirates.  And the world they were in has always stewed quietly in the back of my head.  And then because of a conversation lil_1337 and I were having about Trowa and what a stinking jerk he can be...Duo and Trowa started talking (well yelling at each other, really) in my head and thus today's advent is born!

Phew.  Without further ado...

( Pulling Pigtails )

Poor Wufei.  I swear I'm going to write you your playdate some day.